_jordann

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Joined: October 20, 2009
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Whats up, bitches?
i'm jordann. 16 years old, junior in high school.
softball, pitching, cute boys, late nights, summer.  

"when you die, get buried face down so everyone who didn't like you can finally kiss your ass."

Quotes by _jordann

your the best thing that ever happened to me;  
austin.
david♥

"Happiness is like perfume. You can't pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself." ♥

"she whispers, 'i don't want to fall.' he smiles and says, 'don't worry, ill catch you.' "   ♥

Do you remember we were sitting down by the water? You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter. You are the best thing that's ever been mine;

-mine by taylor swift.

Today, someone in my Calculus class said my friend looked like Justin Beiber. My friend then said, "Except i have 40 times as many pubes as him." We were quiet for a second, then my teacher said "you guys are in calculus, you should know that 40 times 0 is 0." Best teacher ever. MLIA.


not mine, but i love it.

you will always be my only exception.♥
Eggs are 12 cents a dozen.
How many eggs can you get for 1 dollar?

-no credit. a guy told me at college fair today.

I knew I belonged to the public and to the world,
not because I was talented or even beautiful,
but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.

-Marilyn Monroe.


ah-dorable quote. edit credit only.
steal if you want, give fade credit though(:

A girl is much more than she seems,
not a toy by any means,
underneath all the makeup
is a sign saying
"Handle with care"


When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry;
Show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.



edit credit only(: