_superwhitegirlproblems

Status: you don't have to be white to enjoy these quotes
Joined: February 21, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 276640


It's so hard being white...


Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

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Quotes by _superwhitegirlproblems

 

Super White Girl Problems #2470
Losing your TV
remote in your bed sheets
and having to look for it
for 10 minutes.

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Super White Girl Problems #2469
B-----b h-ckeys.

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Super White Girl Problems #2468
When you have your
mom pick you up from
school because you
need to take a sh-t.

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Super White Girl Problems #2467
Putting your phone
on silent so your texts don't
distract you, but still checking
your phone every minute.

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Super White Girl Problems #2466
Getting super
depressed when your
brand new manicure chips.

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Super White Girl Problems #2465
When the creepy
boy you thought was
stalking you ends up to be
your new crush.

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Super White Girl Problems #2464
When you check
again to see if you sent that
message to the right
person.

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Super White Girl Problems #2463
Falling asleep in your
boyfriend's arms and the first
thing he tells you when you
wake up is "you snore like
a bear".

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Super White Girl Problems #2462
That moment when
your p--bic hair gets stuck
to your pad.

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Super White Girl Problems #2461
When you and your
friend make ugly faces at
each other to keep from
getting bored in class and
a hot guy notices.

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