_superwhitegirlproblems

Status: you don't have to be white to enjoy these quotes
Joined: February 21, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 276640


It's so hard being white...


Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

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Quotes by _superwhitegirlproblems

 

Super White Girl Problems #2450
The Pee Dance.

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Super White Girl Problems #2449
When someone
points out that your roots
are showing.

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Super White Girl Problems #2448
Thinking that you're
the only girl in the world
with stretch marks.

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Super White Girl Problems #2447
When you have no
idea how, but you somehow
taste your deodorant in
your mouth.

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Super White Girl Problems #2446
Only liking "truth is" on
facebook to get compliments.

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Super White Girl Problems #2445
"Is my face the same
color as my neck?"

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Super White Girl Problems #2444
When someone
hasn't done their eyebrows
for a while, and you can't
stop staring at the little hairs.

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Super White Girl Problems #2443
When you have a girl
gym teacher, so the cramp
excuse doesn't work.

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Super White Girl Problems #2442
Using your webcam
every 5 seconds as a mirror
to make sure your hair still
looks good.

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Super White Girl Problems #2441
Rolling your gym
shorts to look cuter in gym.

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