_superwhitegirlproblems

Status: you don't have to be white to enjoy these quotes
Joined: February 21, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 276640


It's so hard being white...


Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

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Quotes by _superwhitegirlproblems

 

Super White Girl Problems #2440
Desperately wanting
to give an ugly girl (with
pretty potential) the makeover
she needs.

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Super White Girl Problems #2439
When the stalker guy
at your school tries to add
you on facebook.

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Super White Girl Problems #2438
"Is there anything 
in my teeth?"

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Super White Girl Problems #2437
When you're sitting
next to the hottest guy ever,
and your stomach starts
growling.

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Super White Girl Problems #2436
When you go to the
bathroom so won't have to
talk to some girl, but she follows
you and you don't actually have
to use the bathroom.

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Super White Girl Problems #2435
Saying "you're welcome"
like the chick from awkward
to be a b--tch.

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Super White Girl Problems #2434
When you look
forward to autumn just so
you can wear leggings and
make it look like you
have a butt.

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Super White Girl Problems #2433
When a guy smells
like Axe and you actually act
like the girls in the
commercials.

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Super White Girl Problems #2432
Using Halloween as
an excuse to dress like
a wh--re.

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Super White Girl Problems #2431
Regretting giving that
guy your number. "Oh look,
it's another text."

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