aWhiteVanJustTurnedAroundAnd

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Joined: May 4, 2012
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Location: England
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Jenna Marbles
should have
her own TV show
 
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Friends?
WHAT ARE FRIENDS? 

I have a laptop. Is that a friend?

 


 

I don't want to live up to anyone's expectations.


Hey, did you hear about that Italian chef that died?

He pasta way...
We cannoli do so much...
His legacy will become a pizza history...
Here today, gone tomato...How sad that he ran out of thyme...
Sending olive my prayers to the family...
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it...
His family didn’t have a penne left after the funeral costs...


Selena Gomez:  Who says you're not perfect?
Pink: You're f*cking perfect-
Jessie J:  Nobody's perfect
Hannah Montana: Nobody is perfect

It turns out,  that they are not talking about the same word context. Selena and Pink talk about the flaws and Miley and Jessie J talk about the mistakes. Yes, we are perfect the way we are, but we still make mistakes.
 








I'm not the prettiest.

I'm not the skinniest.

I'm not the smartest.

 I'm not the most confident.

But, I try my best.


So why is that never good enough for anyone?




 

I live for two reasons:
(1) I was born.
(2) I haven't died yet



love how quotes from one diirecetion get 500 likes but when i make a good quote i get like 5...hahah
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