a_big_white_van

Status: Trying to keep em laughing
Joined: August 15, 2012
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 325191
Location: everywhere
Gender: M

Quotes by a_big_white_van

Laurie: Daddy, nothing in this house is cheap.
Eric: Except you.
Laurie: I am not.
Eric: Fine. Free, whatever

 
How turnt up could a turnip turn if a turnip could turn up?
Children in the backseat can cause accidents.


Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
Should I keep a_big_white_van going or shut it down?
Don't read the
sentence below this.









You little rebel, I like you.  




Cool story bro.Wanna hear mine?It's fairy tale:once upon a time,don't give a s***.The end.


nmf

 


 
Can you die from drinking
too much WATER?





nmf

lazy quote #1079479374


Admit it you were to lazy to read the number.  Just like I'm to lazy to do something interesting with my life.

Got a problem?

Red 
Forman's solution t is a swift kick

i
n the
 

a**.

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Steve and Witty have joined the big white van.

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