We beg you, please don't park here.
Not even for one second to "just
run across the street"
In addition to being towed and/or
booted, You
will be cursed and misery will acompany you for the rest of
your days.
You will constantly trip over
things that are not there; The IRS will audit
you;
Your dog will run away at the sight
of you; and; Mysterious clowns will always
seem to be watching you.
PLEASE, do not park
here.