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People laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

-Kurt Cobain

Shoutout to the Moms of

Zac Efron
Channing Tatum
Ryan Gosling
Bradley Cooper
Justin Timberlake

For creating these beautiful creatures

Me: I really want a thigh gap
Me: *goes into straddle position*
Me: Much better.

Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh has the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not.

I think we should legalize marijuana in this country, so potheads have nothing to talk about ever again

-Daniel Tosh

The guy you just called g/y
Likes c/ck in his butt

The girl you just called fat
Weighs 600 lbs.

The man you just called stupid
Had to repeat 2nd grade 5 times

The girl you just called a wh/re
F/cked the entire football team

Sometimes you're right.

I wasn't part of the old witty, but hearing everyone else talk about it makes me wish I was.

Whenever you get really bored do you ever go on a website you use to go on as a kid like Club Penguin, Webkinz, etc.?

Just me?

What a lovely winter we're having this spring.

Oh you're a professional singer? What's your record label? The shower?