abbyj2201
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REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.
Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you
bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch
baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7
pound baby in your stomach for
9 months?
Can you take
care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the
phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound
s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only
eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face
heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of
your life) be with someone else?
Can
you burn your forehead with a straightener
and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s
t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in
4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all
night then wake up the next morning like
everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
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You only have 1 mom.
Fave this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr
I BLAME
MOVIES
for my high
expectations of
relationships
TODAY,
I saw a cute
little six
or seven
year old girl wearing Hannah
Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah
Montana.
She said no; she liked to
wear these
socks,
because she got to step on Miley
Cyrus every
time she walked.
I l o v
e t h
i s k i
d .
MLIA :)
this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."
CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
Message
Sent.
Kill me now.
My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with
another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥
when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through
the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked
murder
fave
if you're that 1% (;
