abigaail

Status: Blow me one last kiss c:
Joined: December 8, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
Birthday: August 31
user id: 248463
Location: Stuck in Ohio :/
Gender: F
Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.
ABOUT ME;

The names Abi(: I live in Ohio. I'm  going to be a sophmore c:  I love quotes; my room is litterally covered. I play volleyball for my school and a traveling team(: Im super positive,happy, and outgoing and i think i have a pretty good outlook on life(: I've been through alot, so i give great advice(:
I also love makeup, photography, carnivals, being scared, and talking c:   I plan on becoming a teacher(:  Oh, and I'm a total hopleless romantic(: 

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Drama Quotes, Jealousy Quotes, Anti Hater QuotesGirly Quote Graphics, Girly QuotesGirly Quote Graphics, Girly Quotes 

  

Quotes by abigaail


One time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it 5 inches
to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasnt obvious but 
they felt like something was off when they got back, and
they kept bumping into corners of tables and couches.
I am so cruel. 

 


I love messing with foreign tech support guys.
"My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodatcyl." 



 


I. Bet. That. Voice. In. Your. Head. Is. Making. Little. Pauses. After. Every. Word

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If a single teacher cant teach us all the subjects,
then how could you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?


 




There is a movie about a murderous car tire named Robert,
and the entire movie is the tire rolling around,killing people, and blowing things up. 



My apartment building is so safe,
my landlord even installed a security camera in my shower. 



Balloons are so weird...
"Happy birthday, heres a plastic sack of my breath."


 




I hate it when flies rub their stupid little hands together,
like theyre plotting to ruin my life or something. 






 



If steroids are illegal for athletes,
then Photoshop should be illegal for models. 


 


How come everything I like is
either illegal, immoral, addictive, fattening, expensive, or impossible.