abrumiller

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Quotes by abrumiller

Today, I tried to kill a bug with hairspray.
It didn't die,
But its hair looked FABULOUS, ♥

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A

Relationship

without

trust

is like a phone with out

service,


ALL YOU CAN DO IS PLAY GAMES.

 

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For guys,

A push up bra is like a bag of chips.

When you open the bag,



It's half empty.


 
not my format
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"I'm not like most girls." 

....-Most Girls
nmf

 
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Things that last

longer than Kim's

marriage:


The pause Dora makes after she asks a question.

♥

©wittyformats

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There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm looking for 

NEMO
SO I'm gonna take Dory's advice and   


JUST KEEP

SWIMMING.♥


--NMF--
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A gentleman  will  

always beat his

woman





. . .  to the door so he can open it for her.

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Conserve

Energy.

T u r n  y o u r  l i g h t s  o f f  w h e n  y o u  l e a v e   t h e   r o o m . 

Wouldn't you hate it if someone just

  

turned you on & left?



;)

 

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G o i n g  t o  McD o n a l d s  
f o r   a   s a l a d  i s   l i k e 
 Going to a prostitute for a hug.
nmf
<3
 

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You may not like me, 

But Jesus thought i was

To Die For




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