Alpaca Prophet *

Status: Eat. My. Shorts.
Joined: December 28, 2014
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: November 12
user id: 388793
Location: In a manic state of depression
Artist. Musician. Deviant. INFJ. Retro-punk.
Undecided Calvinist, Bifurious Clarke Kisser.
Basketcase. Tumblr Trash. Manic Depressive.
Problematic. Pretentious Asshat.

"Basically Someone You Shouldn't Be Friends With"
Music I Like:
Imogen Heap, Eisley, ALT-J, FUN, Twenty 
One Pilots, Panic! At The Disco, Taylor Swift, 
Front Porch Step, Charlie Puth, No Outlet,
Halsey, Owl City (since 2007), Never Shout
Never, My Chemical Romance (MCR), 
 Sia,

The Killers, Jarrod Alonge, Childish Gambino, 
Rich Mullins, Green Day (any early 2000's
Punk band), Parks, Troye Sivan, Say Anything,
Modern Baseball, Blink 182, Social Repose
YouTubers I Like:
MyHarto, NigaHiga, chestersee, PewDiePie,
The Game Theorists, ExplosmEntertainment, 
Lindsey Stirling, Full of Eyes, RoseEllenDix, 
Vlogbrothers, Cyarin, OnisionSpeaks, Paint,
Emmablackery, Zeldaxlove64 RIP, All the gays.
Things you Should Ask me:
My music Taste, My interests, Whether the
Earth we live in is one giant Capri Sun™ and
the Moon and Sun are the hole for the Straw, 

If you want to talk to me about struggles go
ahead but I can't garuntee I'll help at all.,
What the song on my profile means to me,
Why bisexual people have to present as Gay
instead of Bi due to biphobia.

Currently on a lifelong hiatus

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mars* 5 years ago
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dropping by to say i think it's FAB that u have charli as ur profile song
mainly bc i have her as mine too
wonderful
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Draconequus* 7 years ago
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so what does the song on your profile mean to you? since you probed
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Alpaca Prophet * 7 years ago
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Could be about my mom, could be about me. It's allot of things.
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Draconequus* 8 years ago
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EVEN IF WE CAN'T FIND HEAVEN
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Thank you, I love it too! It might possibly be targeted towards a certain human I know. :D
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Draconequus* 8 years ago
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I love the song on your profile right now.
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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happy birthday! I hope you had a fabulous day
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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Front Porch Step is bae except for the fact that they're sexual harassers
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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It's just him,
it's sad when artists ruin their reputation,
they're supposed to be looked up to.
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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yeah i know, especially since his songs are so good and im like yes i love them but i cant openly love them because he's a bad person
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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I don't care what people think about the artists i like,
i will enjoy the music i want to enjoy.
I'd say if they had a problem they could suck it,
but frankly they ain't gay enough to do it right.
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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yeah but then it might seem like I'm supporting the things he does and that's not what it is but ya know
I'm sorry if I offended you because it kind of seems like that
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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You didn't,
I just state my opinions without caring who likes them.
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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fair enough
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nicole🌹* 8 years ago
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Oh that's cool. I'm 17. :P
What grade are you in?
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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I'm in 11th, sorry, I never saw your last comment!
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nicole🌹* 8 years ago
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Nice to meet you Noah. Fun fact: there's this cute sophomore in my Communications class at school whose name is also Noah. ;)
How old are you?
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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16
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nicole🌹* 8 years ago
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OH MY GOSH I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT. She's my favorite person on this planet, no big deal.
And awh really? You should listen to them, they're awesome! :)
I'm Nicole by the way, nice to meet you.
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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I'm Noah
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nicole🌹* 8 years ago
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That's cool. Who else did you discover? :3
My favorite band is Parachute, have you ever heard of them?
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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couer de pirate, Taylor Swift, fun, no phun intended, And Others
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Nope
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nicole🌹* 8 years ago
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No problem. *hugs* And haw, your music isn't weird! I like a lot of it. :D
But mainly Fall Out Boy and Panic!.
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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I need to update it since I've come to love a lot more artists lately...
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nicole🌹* 8 years ago
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Thanks for the fave! I appreciate it. :)
Also, I love your taste in music!
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Thank you, and you're welcome. I like weird music.
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1mrsseguin9 8 years ago
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I love your background!
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Thanks,
People said it was a bit too sad so I have y'all something to laugh at whole you cry during my quotes.
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crimson24 8 years ago
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Ahahahahahhaa oh Noah...I love the song on your profile page...I hear this song quite a bit at work. Happy memories lol XD
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*brianna* 8 years ago
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I really like your quotes and your taste in music.

Have a great day (evening? Who knows when you could be reading this, or if you even do.) (:
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Thank you.
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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your music taste is amazing
you rock
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Thank you,
You have really nice taste in music too!
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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thank you :)
how are you?
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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I've been better, but not exceptionally bad.
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MaddyWaddy 8 years ago
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ah,well that's good but I hope you feel better
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GhostTown 8 years ago
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OMG I LOVE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER IVE WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE FIFTY TIMES
IT NEVER GETS OLD <33333
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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NEVER!!!
I've also seen every episode about fifty times.
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Miluiel* 8 years ago
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Dear Bub,

I have seen it, I have heard it, I have felt it, I have feared it. It has caused me deep joy and deep grief. I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Sincerely,
You are capable of love
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Dear Lovely Potato,

I'm really missing you now.
and I'm scared of everything now, cause my stability is up North.

But i feel like maybe, just maybe something good is happening now.

Just listen to the song cause that's how i feel right now.

Sincerely,
YOU are capable of love
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Mariah_is_death* 8 years ago
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Hello :)
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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Hai,
I like your moustache!
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Mariah_is_death* 7 years ago
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Aww thanks
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Miluiel* 8 years ago
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I like you because I love you. I've written you a letter about why I like you and you'll have it in your pocket soon. Your quotes are diverse, from funny to writings and you know what YOU'RE JUST SO GREAAAAT.
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Alpaca Prophet * 8 years ago
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If you say so,
*goes back to curling into a ball and wondering why people are still existing*
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