Alpaca Prophet *

Status: Eat. My. Shorts.
Joined: December 28, 2014
Last Seen: 2 days
Birthday: November 12
user id: 388793
Location: In a manic state of depression
Artist. Musician. Deviant. INFJ. Retro-punk.
Undecided Calvinist, Bifurious Emily Kisser.
Basketcase. Tumblr Trash. Manic Depressive.
Problematic. Pretentious Asshat.

"Basically Someone You Shouldn't Be Friends With"
Music I Like:
Imogen Heap, Eisley, ALT-J, FUN, Twenty 
One Pilots, Panic! At The Disco, Taylor Swift, 
Front Porch Step, Charlie Puth, No Outlet,
Halsey, Owl City (since 2007), Never Shout
Never, My Chemical Romance (MCR), 
 Sia,

The Killers, Jarrod Alonge, Childish Gambino, 
Rich Mullins, Green Day (any early 2000's
Punk band), Parks, Troye Sivan, Say Anything,
Modern Baseball, Blink 182, Social Repose
YouTubers I Like:
MyHarto, NigaHiga, chestersee, PewDiePie,
The Game Theorists, ExplosmEntertainment, 
Lindsey Stirling, Full of Eyes, RoseEllenDix, 
Vlogbrothers, Cyarin, OnisionSpeaks, Paint,
Emmablackery, Zeldaxlove64 RIP
Things you Should Ask me:
My music Taste, My interests, Whether the
Earth we live in is one giant Capri Sun™ and
the Moon and Sun are the hole for the Straw, 

If you want to talk to me about struggles go
ahead but I can't garuntee I'll help at all.,
What the song on my profile means to me

My Favorite Songs as of Now:
Mr. Brightside [The Killers]

Wow, I can get Sexual too! [Say Anything]
@chl03k [Modern Baseball]
SING [My Chemical Romance]
The Light Behind Your Eyes [My Chemical Romance]
Track 3 [No Outlet]
Your Love Broke Through [Keith Green]
A Rose For Zelda [Unknown]
December [Neck Deep]

Hourglass[Catfish and the Bottlemen]
 

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Alpaca Prophet * 1 month ago on quote #7072360
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Fukk that cut deep
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Alpaca Prophet * 10 months ago on quote #7066333
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I too find men attractive when they're dead.
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Alpaca Prophet * 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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Oops, I meant concrete.
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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I did acknowledge that she was a writer just not one that this quote applies to very well.
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Draconequus* 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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"concert writer"?? whatevs bro i know you know her :))
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Alpaca Prophet * 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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Oops, I meant concrete.
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7066017
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If they're some one close who you can trust I say you should always be honest. If they're a mere aquintance that most likely wont do anything besides say "Aww, that's too bad" then don't waste your time.

If someone is having a marriage or something super special and you don't want to distract then tell them you'll survive or something along those lines.
Basically, think about what the person will do with the information. That's all I know.
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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She's a concert writer so she doesn't quite read me like a book. But i guess you're right :D
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Draconequus* 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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She writes stories!!
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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I did acknowledge that she was a writer just not one that this quote applies to very well.
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Draconequus* 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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"concert writer"?? whatevs bro i know you know her :))
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Alpaca Prophet * 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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Oops, I meant concrete.
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7065836
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shjt, did I just kill the vibe?
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7065836
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ooooOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOO!!!!!
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7065836
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shjt, did I just kill the vibe?
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7065851
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Even if you leave, I think you should keep your quotes and account as something the witty community can always appreciate.
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Amenah 11 months ago on quote #7065851
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Thank you for commenting!! The thing is there are some very personal quotes up that I don't feel comfortable sharing over the Internet anymore. I'm thinking about maybe just going through and deleting those.... bc as you put it in such a lovely way, and I can't believe this, it absolutely warms my heart, there are some other people who care about my silly quotes too ahaha.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7064065
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As much as i love this, it's based on the assumption that you're being deceitful. Which isn't always the case. If you're being true then I'd go to say you SHOULD date a woman who writes because she'll be more special than you could ask for.
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Draconequus* 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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you only say that cos you're dating a writer haha :P
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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She's a concert writer so she doesn't quite read me like a book. But i guess you're right :D
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Draconequus* 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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She writes stories!!
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Alpaca Prophet * 11 months ago on quote #7064065
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I did acknowledge that she was a writer just not one that this quote applies to very well.
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Draconequus* 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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"concert writer"?? whatevs bro i know you know her :))
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Alpaca Prophet * 10 months ago on quote #7064065
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Oops, I meant concrete.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7061542
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Sounds like you need to just sit down with him and ask what's happening between you two. Ask him why things have changed, i don't think it would hurt to tell him how you feel he's been acting, as long as you're not a jerk about it, just make some communication and stop assuming or letting yourself get the wrong idea. Tell him how much he means to you and you want this relationship to work out even if it's not romantic. I've never been in that position but that's what I think the right thing to do is.
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brokenWarrior 1 year ago on quote #7061542
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I think you are right. I'm scared to tell him because I don't know how he'll react. For one everytime the subject of me liking him or him liking me came up he just changed subject. When I asked him why he does so many Things for me, he avoided answering the question. And two he hates the idea of Dating someone this much younger. everytime we see a couple with a huge age difference, he tells me how this will never work out and how ashamed he would be if he was Dating someone this Young. although it doesn't bother him to be seen with me all the time.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7059516
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Right now I'd give you some inspirational advice to help, but I don't know anything like that, I honestly have never known The answer to this question. But I think love is worth waking up for, not just any love, but the real tender kind from someone who loves you and cares about you.

Or Craisins, you can't eat those if you don't wake up.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7057023
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How depressing my life is.
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shouldicontinue 7 months ago on quote #7057023
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same
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7056943
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My dream is to be an Alpaca and raise a family out in the country and have three little kids with human bodies and little alpaca faces. I will name them Keith, Zeus and superfly.

Is THAT dream possible??
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war is over* 1 year ago on quote #7056943
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anything is possible if you believe
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7051662
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I knew what it's like having a rough past,
And rough childhood.
Don't let it change who you are,
That's when the damage becomes permanent.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7055324
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I relate to this on a spiritual level, I want ready for this quote.
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Sweden* 1 year ago on quote #7055324
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Oh that's cool.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7055367
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For future reference you should credit the original creator of the format, cause I spent a good twenty minutes on that...
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PandaPants 1 year ago on quote #7055367
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Usually the creator of the design credits their self within the creation. So, for future reference, you should always.. ALWAYS add your name/signature/or trademark in the photo seeing as once it is public - it is for everyone to see, use, or take. But, yes. Sorry. :)))
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7055081
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Only if you're single...
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7054930
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I'm glad to know we share the same faith and hope!
I tried suicide before i beleived so I'm glad God interviened and had someone catch me in the act.

I hope you grow and learn to have a healthy and happy life.
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7054930
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Since you seem to have a good taste in music,
the best way i can speak my concern for is to give you a list of songs that speak what i want to communicate.

So please listen to:
This isn't the end By OWL CITY,
Missing you By All Time Low,
Friend Please By Twenty One Pilots,
That's all from the top of my head but please have hope in whatever you're going through that things will get better, there will be highs and lows but there's always a good outcome to the bad. I know this from experience so I'm not just spewing bullsh*t here.
Please hold on tight.
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Gingerwolf35 1 year ago on quote #7054930
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Yes, I love all of those bands.. This isn't the end makes me cry every.time. I love all of those bands even if I haven't heard those particular songs. I believe in God.. so I don't think I'm quite to the point where I think hell is better than my life. I've almost committed suicide once or twice, but decided I didn't want to go to hell. This really helped me think what the positive effects of my situation could be :) thank you<3
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Alpaca Prophet * 1 year ago on quote #7054930
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I'm glad to know we share the same faith and hope!
I tried suicide before i beleived so I'm glad God interviened and had someone catch me in the act.

I hope you grow and learn to have a healthy and happy life.
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