Romantic Interest Timeline For The Socially Inept.
Age 7: Hi. I like you.
You're my boyfriend now.
Age 17: I kinda like you.
Wanna, like, hang sometime or something 'cause you're
amazing?
Age 27: Hey! I'm
interested in you. Let's be friends and then slowly let our
interest for each other turn into infatuation as we deny our
feelings the entire time while trying to build our lives
separate from one another because we missed several of each
other's social cues. Then when we're alone lets think
about each other for a split second and think Did we make the
right choice?" After that I'll bump into you and try
to rekindle a friendship but it'll be made awkward by exes
we had and by then, lets just see where it goes.
Age 47: Bye.
Age 67: Hi. I like you.
You're my boyfriend now.