afowler14

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Joined: March 10, 2011
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Quotes by afowler14

 At first I was jealous, but then I realized she was ugly.   

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Relationships are like fat people;
 most of them don't work out..

-no offense to anybody!
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My head says,
"Who cares?"
But then my heart whispers,
"You do, stupid..."
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 Clean up your act. Your story's getting dusty. Wash out your  mouth, your lies are getting rusty. 
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 Girl meets boy.
Girl falls hard.
Boy doesn't even stumble.
 
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What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! "
;  )
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Trip over love, you can get up.
Fall in love and you fall forever.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
 


 

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Dear Egnslih tecaehr, 
                
          Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, hmauns are albe to raed the wrod? 
                         
              Sincerely,
 
          slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat.
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Sarcasm helps keep me from telling people what I really think of them.
♥

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