ajjones

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Joined: June 3, 2012
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Hii! My name is Ashley, I'm 17, and sports are my life. I live for volleyball, basketball and track. I love to talk and will be here for you if you ever need me. I will always listen and I love helping people with their problems. You're not alone! I will try my hardest to follow anyone who faves my quotes! My goal is to get top quote, at least once. Thanks for reading, I love you guys <3 (: Follow me, I follow back!(:
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Quotes by ajjones

Last Friday at my Homecoming pep assembly, 
the 5 hottest teachers in my school dressed up and imitated N'sync AND One Direction..

I was in love. 
Normal teenagers home alone: *sits on laptop, watches tv*
Me home alone: *grabs broom and ipod, pretends to be Taylor Swift*

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE:
 

      Completing a task before the microwave beeps.

So this b*tch...!

  *everyone leans in*

 
^^ This story just got 10x better.

My Mom: Why don't you come to the grocery store with me?
Me: No its okay, whatever you get is fine.
My Mom: Okay...
  *Next day*
Me: Ughh there's never any food in the house!


 

Normal girls flirting: OMG you are so cute, lets hang sometime? ;)
Me flirting: If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

500

Omg Wittians thank you so mu-


..oh wait. This doesn't happen to me.

NO NO DON'T POST THAT!
       I have family on Facebook.
HI WITTIANS!(:
 Would anyone be willing to do formats for me.?
 Comment if interested! Thanks, I love you all(: