alana_p

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Joined: December 5, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 340954
Location: USA
Gender: F
ALANA P
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Lately I've been realizing how lonely I am.

Not alone.  Not like I have no friends or family or anything. Just lonely.  
The kind of lonely when you realize that no one in the world except for you really knows you at all.
I could be surrounded by a crowd of people, but this overwhelming sense of sadness comes over me like "What if this is my life? What if it all ends tomorrow and I die like this?"
Because I am never really alone at all, not physically.
That's the worst kind of lonely.
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I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
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if i told you what i was
would you turn your back on me
and if i seemed dangerous
would you be scared
i get the felling just because
everything i touch isnt dark enough

-Monster, Imagine dragons
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monster
how to flirt with someone in a museum:
introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."
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Story time #7

So today I was running home
And I fell and cut my thigh, but somehow it didn't rip my pants
So I had blood running down my leg
And some boy walks up to me.

Boy: What's wrong with you?
Me: I got my period. I don't have a tampon. God, this is so embarrassing.
Boy: But... You're... You're a boy.. Right?
Me: Yea...
Boy: But. Boys don't get periods... Do they?
Me: Actually, they do. You'll get it around Freshman year.
Boy: That means I only have another year to go.
Me: Oo. It's gonna hurt, trust me. Better get used to wearing tampons.
Boy: Okay...
Me: Here, let's go to the store. I'll buy you some so you can start to practice.
Boy: Thanks, sir. That's really nice of you.

*At the store*

Cashier: That's nice of you to buy these. Most guys would be ashamed.
Boy: I'm more worried than I am ashamed...
Cashier: Why are you worried, sonny?
Boy: I'll be getting mine next year.
Cashier: But. Aren't you a boy?
Boy: Yes sir. When did you get yours?
Cashier: I didn't get mine...
Me: You're one of those rare ones that don't get it. I am so jealous.
Cashier: Wait... Is that why I couldn't produce children..?
Me: Yes, yes it is.

Then I gave him the money and walked out.
Yep.
I bought tampons for a boy just because of yolo.
I really need a hobby.
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truestory

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time 
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school

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun
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funny




nine year olds now worry about iphones and makeup
when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna
pick jake or jessie on hannah montana 



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funny

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough
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love

Here government have a snickers you tend to shut down when you’re hungry
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