alannaxxoxxo
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Joined: January 22, 2012
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in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
seem to have developed past that stage.
Plot twist:
Flo is dating Jake from State
Farm.
STOP EDITING
PICTURES.
If you go missing, how are we going to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and CarrotTop in real life.
If you go missing, how are we going to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and CarrotTop in real life.
200%
sure
my friends
have
secret
meetings
where they talk about how
annoying I am.
Disney
Channel
is like
that
one
close
friend
you had when you were little that grew up to be an
ásshole.
What if oxygen is poison,
and it just takes 70 -
100 years to kill
us?
Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
kind of like saying "josh and
drake".
mi papá tiene 47
años: my
dad is 47 years old
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.
After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
I already know what episode it
is.
I'm like an iPhone.
I lose energy without even doing
anything.