Dear Nerds, You got NOTHING on me. Sincerely, Smarties ♥
ADMIT IT We all read those jokes off the Laffy Taffy wrapper. [♥]
That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can't unbutton your pants. ♥
Life is too short.
Smile while you still have teeth. :)
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Most teenagers smoke and drink. Me? I like Spongebob :) ♥
Music is my drug. Youtube is my dealer. ♥
10 reasons why I'm lazy. You know what? Nevermind. I can do this later. ♥
*Me in the hallways* "Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me!! OH MY GOSH MOVE!..Thank You!" ♥