alex_is_my_name

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Quotes by alex_is_my_name

My thoughts during math:
1. Wtf is this sh*t?
2. Am I allowed to go to my locker and get food?
3. It's only 7:30?
4. I hope I'm not failing.
5. I probably am. F*ck.
6. Damn...she's cute over there.
7. Does my math teacher hate herself for teaching math?
8. I've only been asleep for 5 minutes?
9. I'll ask to go to the bathroom then just walk around
10. Does anyone else feel like she's speaking in Chinese?
11. We have homework? We just learned this 5 minutes ago
12. Not excited for report cards
13. Time to listen to some music
14. "What yo name iz?!?!?!"
15. Finally we can leave

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That Awkward Moment When

you're sick of witty and facebook

and you don't know what website
to go on

Cross Out What You've Done.
Had a girlfriend
Been Kissed
Been dumped.

Fallen in love.
Been called ugly,fat, sl*t, etc.

Jumped off a bridge
Rode a roller coaster.
Skydived.
Eaten an exotic food.
Snuck out of your house.
Drank alcohol (or a sip)

Gotten so drunk you passed out.
Cut yourself on accident
Cut yourself on purpose.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants.
Had an eating disorder.

Called yourself ugly.
Met your idol

Been to a concert
Watched 'The Exorcist' and didn't have a nightmare.
Eaten a bug(on accident)
Read a book over a thousand pages.
Climbed a tree
Kissed somebody in the rain.
Been jealous of somebody else's relationship.

Smoked a cigarette.
Smoked weed/pot.
Gone skinnydipping
Been backstabbed by somebody you once called your best friend.
Beaten somebody up.

Egged somebody's house.
Ding Dong Ditch
Had a crush on your girl best friend.

Been told by my parents they hate you
been called fat or ugly by one or both of your parents
Been to another country
Answered all these questions honestly.

When you miss your favorite part of a song 
you start the whole song over

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