Since you got
him, to me, you haven't said a word
So, I want to flip him like a bird.
On the outside, I seem happy for you,
But on the inside, I just feel blue.
Before you made me want to fly,
Now that he's here, I'm shot out of the sky.
Don't get me wrong, I want you to be happy,
just when you're talking about him, it makes me feel real
So, have a nice life
You two'll be a great husband and wife.
I'll always be
there for you in your time of need,
Even when he gets mean after running out of weed.
Don't bother worrying about me,
I'll just be at home, soul-mate-free.