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You can break my arms,

You can break my legs,

You can break my face,

But break my friends, and I'll break you.

I'll ruin you, your arms, your legs, your face.

Wanna screw my friends over now?

Quotes by alexgreenspun

 List Of People That Shouldn't Be Famous

Justin Bieber - can't sing for his (or her) life
Miley Cyrus - only famous because of her rich dad
Paris Hilton - has never done anything ever
Jay Leno - not funny, doesn't know news, just plain uninteresting
Pat Burrel - can't catch, throw, hit, swing, basically anything to do with baseball he can't do
Fred - not funny, not entertaining, just annoying.

If you want to add to the list, just comment on this quote saying who should be on.
Since you got him, to me, you haven't said a word
So, I want to flip him like a bird.

On the outside, I seem happy for you,
But on the inside, I just feel blue.

Before you made me want to fly,
Now that he's here, I'm shot out of the sky.

Don't get me wrong, I want you to be happy,
just when you're talking about him, it makes me feel real crappy.

So, have a nice life
You two'll be a great husband and wife.

I'll always be there for you in your time of need,
Even when he gets mean after running out of weed.

Don't bother worrying about me,
I'll just be at home, soul-mate-free.


How can I try to get love
When you are way up above?

How can I find meaning
When to him you're always leaning?

How can I wake up every day and say "wow"
when you're at the alter, saying your vows?

How can I be your guy
When it's my last time to say goodbye?

Though the one I love is gone,
My secret love will always live on.

"Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all"

Whoever said this never had their heart broken.

 Put your music player on shuffle 
b. Press forward for each question. 
c. Use the song title as the answer to the question. 
d. No cheating.

1. How am I feeling today?
I Can Transform Ya
2. Where will I get married?
A Town Called Hypocrisy
3. What is my best friend's theme song?
Jesus The Miracle Caterer
4. What is middleschool like?
I Know You Want Me
5. What is the best thing that happened to me?
6. How is today going to be?                                                                                             Perfect Insanity

7. What is in store for this weekend?
Good Riddance
8. What song describes my parents?
Bad News
9. How is my life going?
Escape From The City
10. What song will they played at my funeral? 
White And Nerdy
11. How does the world see me?
Beverly Hills
12. What do my friends really think of me?
Heaven For The Weather, Hell For The Company
13. Does someone absolutely love me?
Do You Like Waffles?
14. How can i make myself happy?
15. What should I do with my life?
Chacarron Macarron
17. What is some good advice?
Losing My Religion
19. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Pocket Toys
20. What type of women do you like?
Boom Boom Guetta
21. Will you get married?
Meet Me Halfway
22. What should I do with my love life?
23. Where will you live?
Oh No You Didn't
24. What will your dying words be?
Strawberry Swing