alexisisugly

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Tears are the words that need to be written
Scars are the stories that need to be told
But the words stay hidden
And the stories still untold
8 0 Cookie Monsterrr* Cookie Monsterrr*
poem
Walking into school:
I hate you
And I hate you
Oh and I definitely hate you
You too
I hate everyone
6 0 Cookie Monsterrr* Cookie Monsterrr*
school
So.. Me and my boyfriend of 4 months broke up yesterday because I found out he was sleeping with my "best friend".
and I need to know if I should burn his stuff or just send it with him to hell so it can burn there..? 
1 1 goosedimps32 goosedimps32
serious
child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: They fall out?!
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
me:
me: You keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes*
child I am babysitting: whoa
114 4 mads* mads*
funny





          Mom: What do you want to do for dinner?
          Me: Can we have pizza?
          Mom:
          Mom:
    *five minutes later*
          Me: *walks away*
          Mom: Charlie! Help me find out what to do for dinner!
          Me: I said let's have pizza.
          Mom: Oh.
          Mom: Uhhhh...
          Mom: 
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          Mom: Ummmm....
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          Mom: 
          Mom: Well...
          Mom: 
          Mom: I mean..
          Mom:
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          Mom: 
          Mom: Ummmm..
          Mom: 
          Mom: I..
          Mom: Well
          Mom:  
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Maybe
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          Mom: No.



yes this happened


83 1 CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
family





          Me and my crush: *don't text for one day*
          Me: Well I guess this is it.
          Me: She hates me.
          Me: I'm going to die alone.
          Me: I'm going to go move to Puerto Rico now.





110 2 CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
crush





"The attacks of September 11th


were intended to break our spirit.

Instead we have emerged stronger and more unified.

We feel renewed devotion to the principles of political, economic, and religious freedom,

the rule of law and respect for human life.

We are more determined than ever to live our lives in freedom."



 
 
111 10 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
love





A GLIMPLSE TOWARDS THE FUTURE
          My son: Dad? Where's my college fund?
          Me: Sorry, son.  I spent it all on burritos.





98 0 CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
burritos
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Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.
I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.
163 187 Steve Steve
witty

I really want to shoot a music video with my friends I mean
look at all those teens having a good time dancing and
partying were as my social life belongs online so help me
I need to do something about that quick don't I?
7 0 Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
sociallife