I understand that
scissors can beat paper,
And I get how rock
can beat scissors,
but there's no
way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock
leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to
scissors? Screw
scissors,
Why can't
paper do this to people? Why
aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in
class?
I'll tell you
why, because
paper can't beat anybody, a rock
would tear it up in two seconds.
When I play rock
paper scissors, I
always choose rock. Then
when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can
punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh
sorry I thought paper would protect you.