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Quotes by alligator98

Who else really wants to try a pice of Galini pie♥

"I can't explain myself, because I'm not myself, you see."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

That awkward moment when everyone is using a ruler on a test you just finished and you have no idea why...

I've always wondered how police on bikes arrest people, "alright, get in the basket" 

LOL tumblr




Today my little brother was singing What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
I'm a good big sister.



The worst place to get your period:

while sleeping over at your friend's house,
on her floor,
in her sleeping bag. 

Just because
nobody ever
does a quote
on this side
of the page :)

Lazy Rule #1

*When you're shopping and a shirt falls off the hanger* I don't need to pick it up, they have people for that.

Am I the only one who tries to find the smallest baby sized shoe when I'm at a shoe store?

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