Joined: October 25, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 231160
Gender: F


Quotes by alligator98

Me and my friends can crack up with just a look. 
Dear Shampoo Comercials,
I expect my hair to look like that!!
Girls everywhere.
My Crush

Say your crushes name six times.
Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"
And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

am I the only one who peels the skin off of lunch meats??

Dear: people who leave the skin on lunch meats,
Do you want me to choke??
forever peeling...

There is no pain 
like stepping on a piece of LEGO.

Follow for a follow?
I follow back, I promise :)

Comment on my Profile if you just need someone to talk to. I'm always there :)

That "freak out moment" when you are listening to a song and then you click on someone's profile and all of a sudden its like a mash up of "What Makes You Beautiful" and "Back in Black".

I always highlight a quote that I don't understand to make sure I'm not missing some hidden meaning.

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