alligator98

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Joined: October 25, 2011
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user id: 231160
Gender: F

 

Quotes by alligator98

Kim,
my manicure lasts longer than your marriage.

 

You know your life is over when you start quoting Starwars

Yes, I still feel guilty for taking that Barbie dress from school when I was in grade 1.

That house that gives out apples at Halloween..

I love those random memories that make you laugh out loud... in public :

That frustrating moment when. . .

you're drying your legs after you shaved them

and you realize. . .

you missed a spot .

That awkward moment when you are talking on the phone... and you really have to pee.

"just keep swimming,

just keep swimming,

just keep swimming,

swimming,

swimming"
<3

How many times
have you wanted to jump off the
 roof with an umbrella?

<3

That moment of pure joy when there's a new Swiffer commerial <3
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