alligator98

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Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
Teacher: no
Kid: but... its... an emergency...
Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
Teacher:
Kid:
Teacher:
Kid:
Teacher: you're a boy...
964 3 SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
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carly rae jepsen: ill trade my soul for a wish
carly rae jepsen: pennies and dimes for a kiss-
me: THATS PROSTITUTION CARLY





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1081 14 MeganFantasticT MeganFantasticT
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Dear Cancer;

You are the reason I can't pick her up and twirl her around.
[She's too weak to handle any sudden motion.]

You are the reason we can't kiss in the rain.
[She can't go outside unless the weather is perfect.]

You are the reason we can't go on sweet, romantic dates.
[She isn't allowed to leave the hospital.]

You are the reason we can't have tickle fights.
[She's too fragile. We can only touch softly.]

You are the reason I will never be able to propose to her.
[They say she only has a few days to live.]

You are the reason she will never know the feeling of being a mother.
[Why are you taking her while she's so young?]

You are the reason she is in pain all the time.
[It's not fair. Why her? Why anyone?]

You are the reason I am sitting alone in a hospital waiting room.
[I am crying my eyes out. Sometimes it's hard to be strong.]

You are the reason she will never be a famous songwriter.
[She had a beautiful voice. Now it's scratchy and rough.]

You are the reason her dreams are dead. Just like her future and her hope.
[She's trying to stay positive, but it's an act that I can see right through.]

I don't know what I can do anymore. I'm blinded by my tears. I don't want to lose her.
[But it's not something I can control.]

I love you Maria, I have loved you for 3 1/2 years.

You will never die, you'll always be in my heart.

You'll never be gone. I'll never truly say goodbye.

I just don't want to see you hurting like this.

But the ending of your suffering,

Marks the beginning of mine.

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1267 87 LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
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Twinkle Twinkle

little b i t c h

i hope you fall

into a ditch

103 0 Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
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It makes me so happy to see that someone actually appreciates what I want to say. ♥
 
198 0 OreoLover OreoLover
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Friend: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Me: No.
Me: *Looks down at pencil case full of pens*
Me: *Evil laugh*
381 1 Kizzie29 Kizzie29
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Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?

Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?

Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?

Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?

Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way  to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.

Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...

Friend:.......

945 19 MondayHater* MondayHater*
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Every year,
I start to realize
how stupid I was the year before

548 1 ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
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