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LiiFe iiSN'T a GaRDeN, So SToPP BeiiN a Hoe!!!

when we were young they said we had cooties
now when we walk by they be grabbin our booties

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is 10 letters but then again so is
*L y i n g B ! t c h*

What do you do when your best friend isn't who they say they are?
What do you do when the one you adore, doesn't feel the same?
What do you do when the guy you know is right for you, is with the girl that is totally wrong for him?
What do you do when you love someone more than life itself but you know you have to let go?
What do you so when your boyfriend starts to see how mizerable you are with him?
What do you do when you screwed up and you can't fix it this time?
What do you do when you feel as if the world is crashing down on you?
Gee, I wish I knew....

*Happened to me before*

1. Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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Down|
|down, a r o u n d
At lant a, Atlanta fo-found
E v e r y b o d y know now
What I'm tryin to do
I say, Down|
|down, a r o u n d
At lant a, Atlanta fo-found
I'm just tryin to get you to
Down|
|down, a r o u n d
At lant a, Atlanta fo-found
E v e r y b o d y know now
What I'm tryin to do
Down|
|down, a r o u n d
At lant a, Atlanta fo-found
I'm just tryin to get you to
[ L e t m e h o l d y o u * ]

**GREAT SONG

OK SO MY MOM IS A YANKEE AND MY DAD IS A REDNECK SOOOO......... WTF AM I?

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why did we make a song about him?

If you were really sorry you wouldnt have done it in the first place