allystyles
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writing a song and a book
Joined: July 16, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 20
user id: 317782
Location: maryland
Gender: F
Joined: July 16, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 20
user id: 317782
Location: maryland
Gender: F
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hi, my name is ally. i love one direction. HARRY STYLES IS MINE. I am a really vigorous reader. and i am also a fan of twilight. my best friend is melanie, also know as ilovesoccer22. love you mel!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
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Quotes by allystyles
Old people at weddings
always poke me and
say, "You're next." So,
I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.
always poke me and
say, "You're next." So,
I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.
I just watched my dog
chase her tail for 10
minutes and thought,
"Wow, dogs are easily
entertained." Then I
realized that I just watched
my dog chase her tail
for 10 minutes...
chase her tail for 10
minutes and thought,
"Wow, dogs are easily
entertained." Then I
realized that I just watched
my dog chase her tail
for 10 minutes...
Instead of saying LOL, I'm
gonna say SALTS (smiled a
little then stopped). It's
more truthful.
gonna say SALTS (smiled a
little then stopped). It's
more truthful.
Hey sexy!
Shut the door, drop your
pants, climb on top of
me, and satisfy your
needs.
Love always,
Your Toilet
Shut the door, drop your
pants, climb on top of
me, and satisfy your
needs.
Love always,
Your Toilet
Cute
Story
There was a girl who was playing in the
park when she saw a picture in the
bush. She kept the photo, but forgot
about it until she was married. Her
husband asked, who is that little boy in
your wallet. She answered: "My first love."
Then the husband smiled and said: "I lost
this picture when I was nine years old."
There was a girl who was playing in the
park when she saw a picture in the
bush. She kept the photo, but forgot
about it until she was married. Her
husband asked, who is that little boy in
your wallet. She answered: "My first love."
Then the husband smiled and said: "I lost
this picture when I was nine years old."
I hate it when you're super
excited for something and
everything goes wrong...
excited for something and
everything goes wrong...
That awkward 5 second
lap dance you give
someone when moving to
a seat in a movie theatre.
lap dance you give
someone when moving to
a seat in a movie theatre.
When I'm home alone and I
hear a noise, I completely
freeze.
hear a noise, I completely
freeze.
Me in class: Wait...
What happened? What
do we do? What do we
write? When's the test?
What is this? How do
you do this? What?
What happened? What
do we do? What do we
write? When's the test?
What is this? How do
you do this? What?
Texting the same
person all day and
night and never getting
bored because you like
them that much.
person all day and
night and never getting
bored because you like
them that much.