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That awkward moment when all of your friends are hanging out together, and you are sitting at home bored because you weren't invited.

"I don't care when i see my ex with another girl because my mom always told me to give my used toys to those less fortunate."

~Taylor Swift
 

her: I'm ugly..

him: I'm pregnant.

her: wtf?

him: Oh,sorry. I thought we were both listing things that are impossible.

Hotter then your ex,
fresher then your next.

 

Remember that game telephone you used to play when you were young? Where somebody would start out saying something, and it'd get passed on from person to person. In the end, it was always something completely different then what you said.

It's funny how much this applies to real life.

I  l o v e  y o u

the three hardest words to say in the English Language.

♥ 
 

So, gymnastics isnt a sport?

oh, ok then lets see you chuck a back tuck.
Then we'll talk.