alohalaurenn

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with boys like you,
it's no wonder
     the lesbian rate is
increasing.

 
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I THINK 

everyone should be told

they're beautiful


until they believe it.
 
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that awkward moment when 
you go to a chinese restaurant with your mom and you get into a fight with her and someone gives you fortune cookies and you eat them at the same time and there's an earthquake and you and your mom switch bodies.

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the guy i've liked for 2 years finally likes me back. we were talking all night about how much we like each other and he said the sweetest things. now we are finally dating. i honestly couldn't be happier.

i am only posting this because we are trying to keep it on the DL, but i can't hold it in without bursting, so i told witty. thanks for listening.

 

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dear life,
today i tried making lemonade but i ran out of lemons. can you hand me some?
much love,
thirsty teenager.
 
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Katy Perry is living her Teenage Dream
Lady Gaga is ignoring her Telephone
Travis McCoy is a Billionaire
while Justin Bieber is having a Baby.

 
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laughter is the best medicine
>>but it's also the best
disguise

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i grew up thinking
Barbie
was perfect.

today i found out

  that her real name is
Barbara Millicent Roberts
&i realized, no one is perfect ♥
 

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never take life seriously.
no one gets out alive anyway.

 

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