alouette

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Joined: April 14, 2012
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a few ways to describe me: 1. methodical scatterbrain 2. eternal procrastinator 3. can't think of anything else clever...

Quotes by alouette

I make this mistake everytime I have to take a test :

me: Hey! How was the algebra test?

really smart kid: I thought it was easy. Did you study?

me: Pshh, yeah, of course!

smart kid: Then you should do fine.


Then I get the test and realize I'm stupid.

one of the best pieces of advice i ever recieved (as a teenager):

one day you will realize adults are not any smarter than you, so never let them intimidate you or make you feel inferior.


i have one of those dads who throws random facts at you. for example, one day while watching animal planet...


me: hippos are cute.

dad: they're not that cute. did you know that more people die from hippo attacks than shark attacks?

me (thinking): who the f*ck knows that???

me (saying): oh, really? i didn't know that.

dad: hippos are actually quite fascinating creatures... (going into a long rant about hippos)

me (thinking): omg, help!...