alpharedw13
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Enjoying my last few moments of summer vacation
Joined: February 4, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: July 31
user id: 270866
Location: Middle of Nowhere
Gender: F
Joined: February 4, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: July 31
user id: 270866
Location: Middle of Nowhere
Gender: F
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Hello, I would like to thank you for stumbling across my page!
I've recently turned 16 on July 31st, I can be quiet until I get to know a person, but once I do I can babble quite a bit!
On a normal afternoon you can find me curled up with a good book, listening to music in the background. Music is my escape, and I'm constantly trying to find lyrics that I relate to. I guess that is part of the reason I'm on Witty so much, to look for relatable quotes!
Favorite books:
Harry Potter series,
Percy Jackson series,
the Hunger Games,
and the Inheritance Cycle
Favorite Shows:
Warehouse 13,
Cupcake Wars,
Doctor Who,
abd Alphas
You may call me a nerd, but I don't take it as an insult.
Feel free to follow if you like; I might follow your quotes in return. If not I'm glad you clicked =)
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I've recently turned 16 on July 31st, I can be quiet until I get to know a person, but once I do I can babble quite a bit!
On a normal afternoon you can find me curled up with a good book, listening to music in the background. Music is my escape, and I'm constantly trying to find lyrics that I relate to. I guess that is part of the reason I'm on Witty so much, to look for relatable quotes!
Favorite books:
Harry Potter series,
Percy Jackson series,
the Hunger Games,
and the Inheritance Cycle
Favorite Shows:
Warehouse 13,
Cupcake Wars,
Doctor Who,
abd Alphas
You may call me a nerd, but I don't take it as an insult.
Feel free to follow if you like; I might follow your quotes in return. If not I'm glad you clicked =)
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Quotes by alpharedw13
*in chemistry class today*
Teacher: Is everyone familiar with Einstein's theory of relativity?
Me: Einstein? Wasn't he crazy?
Classmate: Well yeah he's crazy! He's that big green guy with scars!
Me: .... Frankenstein..... You're thinking of Frankenstein...
Her:
Teacher:
Me:
Her: Ohhh...
Losing him was blue, like I've never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him
was like trying to know
somebody you never met
But loving him was red...
I have a phone that has
-Unlimited texting
-Unlimited calls
-A calculator
-A camera
-A world clock
-Unlimited data
-A music player
-A stopwatch
-An audio recorder
But what to I use it for the most?
A flashlight.
-Unlimited texting
-Unlimited calls
-A calculator
-A camera
-A world clock
-Unlimited data
-A music player
-A stopwatch
-An audio recorder
But what to I use it for the most?
A flashlight.
When teachers assign a long paper on Friday:
Teacher's expectation: Spend all weekend working writing and revising until the paper is practically prefect!
Reality: Wait until 9:00 Sunday night, freak out because you forgot, throw something together quickly before you go to sleep.
*My thoughts when putting a complicated math problem into my calculator*
Me: Oh lordy that's a lot of numbers...
Me: Well... might as well start with the basic addition.
Me: Wait, did I press the + button hard enough?
Me: *presses*
Me: *presses*
Me: *presses*
Me: *presses*
Me: Okay, I think that will do.
Me: ... Maybe one more time just to be sure... *presses*
Me: Woo! That's one part of it!
Me: Now, on to those fractions....
Me: Oh shoot where is that fraction button?!
Me: *Pushes random buttons util I find it*
Me: No! Now I have to redo the addition!
Me: Oh, I know what to do now. *enters multiplication and exponents*
Me: Now it's time to savor this moment as a product of my hard work *breaths deeply*
Me: I don't want to press the equal's sign.. what if I did something wrong?!
Me: lol jk, I just want to get my homework done.
Me: *Presses*
Me: *Throws up arms in celebration and drops calculator on the floor*
Me: No, baby! I didn't mean to drop you, I swear!!
Me: *accidentally presses clear button before writing down answer*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Aw forget it, I was never good at math anyways -__-
Has anyone else
noticed?
The black banner beneath the ads at the top of the page looks like a tiger's nose and whiskers.
The black banner beneath the ads at the top of the page looks like a tiger's nose and whiskers.
Moron at my
school
Africa is basically a country. I believe that those mexicans should stop flipping burgers and go back to their country of Africa where they came from!
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Africa is basically a country. I believe that those mexicans should stop flipping burgers and go back to their country of Africa where they came from!
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Me
I believe that stupid people should wear a collar that would shock them everytime they said or typed something stupid
3 minutes ago · Like · 10 people like this
I believe that stupid people should wear a collar that would shock them everytime they said or typed something stupid
3 minutes ago · Like · 10 people like this
How Disney movies are viewed through childhood:
Elementary schhol: These movies are great! I hope when I grow up, I'll be just like them! :)
Middle school: Pssh, I can't believe I used to like those. Disney movies are for babies!
High school: OMG I REMEMBER THIS! I LOVE THESE SHOWS! MOVE OVER AND PASS THE POPCORN!
*My thoughts during summer vacation*
May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?
Me watching the Olympics:
Me: Pssh, I could do that.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...Okay, maybe not...