als

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Joined: December 14, 2008
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Quotes by als

a doctor says to his patient, “ i gaaht bad news and worse news”

“oooh maah jesuuus, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

he doctor replies, “yoou only gaaht 24 hours to live duude..”
...
“jesus christ..that's terrible”, said the patient. “how can the news possibly be any worse..?”

the doctor replies, “i've been trying to contact you since yesterday..saaaahry.” (:


  [haters]
can   make   like  [bees]
with  no [stingers]
and  drop  dead.

 

 
 
 
No no i aint gunna cry
g ox a n d  x b e x w i t h x h e r
TONIGHT.
i really dont care what you { do } .
Cause f r i d a y  - - ->♥ i'll be
OVER YOU.
LOVE ME OR HATE ME.
but im not going to apologise for who i am.




I PRAY TO GOD



YOU'RE NOT A HEARTBREAKER

this time around i won't

SURVIVE.
Disasters All Around.
a            world           of          despair.
&+ your only            concern        is,
 
willitfuckupmyhair?
LET'S PRETEND.
we're      just     two people, & 
you're not better then me.


Hey Boy !
Do us all a           favor.
DON'T             TELL  A  GIRL
YOU LOVE HER, unless it's
True ♥


I THINK 
i would remember a talking
w       e       a       s       e       l     
-Spongebob