a doctor says to his
patient, “ i gaaht bad news and worse news”
“oooh maah jesuuus, what's the bad news?” asks
the patient.
he doctor replies, “yoou only gaaht 24 hours to live
duude..”
...
“jesus christ..that's
terrible”, said the patient. “how can the news
possibly be any worse..?”
the doctor replies, “i've been trying to contact you
since yesterday..saaaahry.” (: