altoids_norahubb

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Joined: January 23, 2012
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When I'm skinny,
I'll finally be
happy.
 
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Boy: I don't get why you wear a bra...you don't have anything to put in it...

Girl: You wear pants don't you?



 
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Things to do in an elevator;
1) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.
4) Stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror, "You're one of them.." and back away slowly.
5) Say "DING" at each floor.
6) Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
7) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the person, "This is my personal space."
8) When there's only one other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "THAT'S MINE!"
10) Call out a "Group hug." then enforce it. 

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