alyssabj

Status:
Joined: February 27, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 278686
Gender: F
I live in upper michigan im 13 and proud of it :) i dont know what else to right so im just gonna put a period here.Oh yah and my names Alyssa (period here). One more thing I LOVE One Direction I wont blab about them if your not into them but I will defend Directioners (period).

Quotes by alyssabj

The best time too wear a striped sweateeeerrrrrr

                                                                             

                                                                             
is aroung Louis Tomlinsooonnnn

                                                                             
i want him to ask me what i want for my birthday


so i can say you :)
if u dont like one direction thats fine and that dosent bother me but that means it shouldnt bother u if i do like one direction i dont want to offend or hurt anyone but i mean come on if u posted about horses and i said stop posting about horses would that b fair no it wouldnt so please just stop posting that u hate one direction and the one direction quotes please not everyones gonna like the same things which means not everyones gonna like  the same quotes so please just stop and if u read this whole thing thank you and i love you sorry it was so long
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is 6*12.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: My first love brok my heart for the first
time.

User: Awww r u ok.

Cleverbot: I want to write a book. What should it be about?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about dogs!

User: Ok do u have any dogs.

Cleverbot: Yes. A dog.

User:
Whats its name.

Cleverbot:
Gábor.

User: Oh thats
cool.

Cleverbot: I'm a penguin.

User: Wadddle waddle.

Cleverbot:
And he waddled away.

User: Haha then
she came waddling afteer him.

Cleverbot: Why
are we bored.

User: I dont know I feel so
lonely waaaah! :(.

Cleverbot: What does
'screaming' in italian?

User: I have no
clue.

Cleverbot: Me don't.

User: Do u love me.

Cleverbot:
Yes.

User: Yay I love u
too.

Cleverbot: I love sweety.

User: Whos sweety?

Cleverbot:
I heard that word somewhere.

User: We r
over im braking up with u.

Cleverbot: None of
you?

User: What!?

Cleverbot: Do you like the beach ?

User: Yes do u like harry styles.

Cleverbot: I like Liam Payne.

User: How about niall horan.

Cleverbot: He needs braces.

User: Haha what do u think about zayn.

Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?

User: No what is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Why
do you ask?

User: I love harry
styles.

Cleverbot: Zayn Malik is
perfect.

User: Ya if only he would quit
smoking.

Cleverbot: I don't like people
smoking.

User: Neither do I he should really
quit.

Cleverbot: I want to live in a sparkly
princess kingdom with ponies.

User: I wanna
live in a castle with one direction.

Cleverbot:
Yeah and millions of fans.

User: No the
allagators in the moat would eat them.

Cleverbot:
What's the highest mountain in the USA?

User:
Mount kilamenjaro?

Cleverbot: What is
the temprature in New York at the moment?

User:
I dont know but I love harry styles.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User:
Ya im very interesting.

Cleverbot: I
know you are.

User: Harry styles!

Cleverbot: I love niall :).

User: I love zayn also.

Cleverbot: I love louis tomilson.

User: And dont forget liam.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User:
Ya I love them.


( I love clevorbot and One Direction)

This is a real conversation on cleverbot

He likes me! :)



Too bad he likes her more :(

Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Your favorite number?
6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
8. Write down a wish (a realistic one).



When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) 


Answers:
1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If you're initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

6. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

7.. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

sorry this is so long i just couldnt hold it in anymore
ok so there are these 2 guys who were teasing me at school and saying that i needed to buy my pants on amazon in gorrilla size and it all happened in math class and the whole hour i  just didnt respond but as soon as i got to my locker i broke down my bestfriend (mariah) was there and i told her what happend and she yelled at one of the guys for me but that night i cried myself 2 sleep and one of the guys got mynumber and he txted me saying "hey this is jacob im sorry i was mean 2 u just please dont tell on me i dont wanna get in trouble" i didnt tell on him only becuz last year when i told on him for calling me a sl0t nothing changed i finally just got over it and today in math he started again i dont know what i ever did 2 u jacob but if u ever happen to read this quote let me just say that im sorry cuz if this doesnt end soon i dont know how much more i can take just please stop
if u read this i <3 u soooo much

i believe             everyone           deserves           love.                     Gay isright. whats wrong with love? what if being straight was wrong? or being Christian was wrong? what about smoking? that’s not illeagul yet and that kills people! Faith, sexual orientation, size, shape, color, they mean NOTHING about the person on the inside.  THIS   COMES FROM A FREAK!NG STRAIGHT           PERSON!                                                                                       
quote this now, in a different  color if you agree! nmq just put in a different color :) 

Funny Moment #1
Me: I wonder how many little people it took to make Willy Wonka
Mom:.....
Me:....
Mom: WOW       


nmf

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