alyssaxxx

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Joined: August 31, 2011
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Things I Don't Find Attractive #2
guys with bigger boobs than me..

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l0vest0live26
funny

must not eat.

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Martaa
story

Sometimes,
your heart can't afford to be
"just friends."

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pez_candy44
inspirational

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that nobody is here forever. You have to live for the moment, each and every day... the here, the now.

- PerfectChemistry

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yourcool
inspirational

If dinosaurs were so dumb explain to me how

they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show.

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yourcool
funny

my Sister: And then he was like, "Wanna go look at the stars?" and I was like "Yeah, sure." And we layed in the middle of the concrete and then I turned to him and said "I can't see any stars." because of all the street lights, you know? Anyways, then he said, "I wasn't looking at the stars..." and just stared at me smiling.
Me: Aw that's so cute. It's like something from a movie.
Me: I feel like such a dork compared to you. My stories are more like
Me: 'And then he was like, "I bought the Dungeons and Dragons set. You in?"'
Sister: ...
Me: And I was like "Oh yeah gimme a piece of that sexy nerd action. I'll be a half-elf druid"
Me: Just kidding.
Me: I won't be a half-elf druid
Me: But I'm seriously gonna play D&D.
Me: It's happening.
Me: But congrats on the social life or whatever.

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