alyyx3

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Quotes by alyyx3

 B.M.S
Bitchy …… Man …… Syndrome

 

  

 H.I.M
 Heartbreaking ……  Immature ...…Moron
 
 
 

 Remember?
That day you promised you wouldn’t break my heart?
That day you said you loved me?
Yeah, I didn’t know promises had expiration dates

 

That awkward moment when...
you open the test and you cant even answer the first question.

 

that awkward moment when
YOU HAVE A BETTER ChaNCE OF FINDing waldo
THAN A boyfriend.

 NMf. 

Phone: "Please say a command"

You:"Omg stfu stupid phone!"

Phone: "Did you say Nicole?"
 Fav if this has ever happened to you 
 

it & finally the guy I

liked my entire life,
came out and told me he liked me,
it made me realize, i wasted my time.

"Sorry"
isn't a verb, don't expect
it to fix things for you
 

All people have the right to stupidity...

but some abuse the privilege. 

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