amoisttowelette

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She's Pretty...      
In an ugly sort of way.....

 

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And who else remembers
PeeWee 's Playhouse?

 
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Sometimes, when I'm bored, I sit in the corner of my kitchen and pretend to be a crumb. 

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Earlier this year, I went to this party, and I hooked up with this guy who I thought actually liked me. This party was a little over two months ago and we don't even make eye contact in the hallways. But one day, someone texted me saying "I'm sorry for ignoring you, I see you in the halls and can't help but stare. You're gorgeous and I get shy around girls when I'm with my boys, please forgive me, and give me another chance." 
This made my day 


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Dear McDonald's cashier,
Don't look at me like that. Last time I checked, there was no age limit on Happy Meals.
Sincerely,

Don't forget the toy.

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No, I don't have PMS

 I just really hate you. 

 

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God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so sexy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes!

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