animallover721

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Quotes by animallover721

Me: Ok, ok. Here we go.
Me: *Clears throat*
Teacher: Madison?
Me: HERE.
Me: Nailed it.

Me: HEY OMG
Friend: What?
Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THAT CRAP
Friend: Who?
Me: MY BUTTCHEEKS
Me: LOL ROFL LMAO ISN'T THAT JUST A KNEE SLAPPER *chokes and gasps for air*
Friend: This is why you are single.








 

My brother: HA it sucks you're a girl cause you have to wear makeup and do your hair and worry about how "cute" your clothes are!
Me: Well... it sucks you're a GUY cause if guys are ugly they can't use makeup to cover it up so it SUCKS for them! And you know what? I AM THE CREATOR OF LIFE. DO YOU CARRY A FREAKIN FETUS IN YOUR STOMACH? I THINK NOT.
My brother: ... 

 

 

Cute guy: Hey
Me: *Dies inside* *makes dying
whale noises* *can't breathe* *starts twitching like a dead bug* Excuse me I'm just gonna go into a nice peaceful room and curl up like an armadillo and die.

 



Remember When We Were Little
and we would say
"Do you like him, or do you
'LIKE-LIKE' him?"


Mom: Wear a jacket!
Me: No Mom! *Leaves*
10 minutes later...
Me: GOD I'M COLD!

The human brain is amazing!

It functions 24 hours a day

from the time we were born

and only stops when we take

exams


    

 



When we were little

no painting or drawing

was ever finished unless

we used
EVERY SINGLE

COLOR





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The world is a puzzle
and every single person is a piece
used to put it together

N e v e r   g i v e   u p
y o u   w i l l   f i n d   y o u r   p l a c e   ; )
Enjoying the days
when you throw on sweatpants
and a t-shirt
sit down
watch a movie
eat food
get comfortable
relax
because you have no responsibilities
no motivation
for that moment
however long it may be

you are
c o n t e n t