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There were 4 girls. The blach head had 1 kid. The red head had 3 kids. The brown head had 2 kids. The blonde had 14 kids and 1 on the way. why did the blonde have so many kids? She didn't no wat a condom was.

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The other day I was chillin in Algebra and I started to get spots on my arms that iched. When I went to gym they dissappeared. This continued for about 3 days. I went to the doctor and he concluded that I was allergic to Algebra.

I was in Algebra the other day and I started to get spots on my arm. Whan I went To gym they were gone. This continued for 3 days. I finally went to the docter and he concluded that I was allergic to Algebra.

One day a man named Jack was walking down the street. He walks by a t.v. store and sees 3 girls on different t.v.'s. The red was reporting from Portland, Oregan. The brunette was in Salem,Oregan. The blonde was in New York City, New York. Jack went in and asked the manager why the blonde was in New York. He said "She wanted to be on t.v.at the Big Apple and she wanted to work on her tan in the middle of December. She thought she was going to Cuba.She must have made a wrong turn."

clown: guess what I got for my wife's birthday?
anouncer: What
clown: I will give you a hint it is big,red,expensive,and can go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.
anouncer: I still don't no
clown: a bathroom scale

clown: Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year old boys.
anouncer: I don't no
clown: There r 20 of them

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WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME DUDE. I HAVE A CRAMP