annuleesemylady

Bored is my name

Doing nothing is my game

I'm bored with my own life.

Anybody wanna trade?

I'm sorry, but I'm confused.
Eleven year old: has iPhone, laptop, iPad, flat screen, iPod Touch
Me: doesn't have texting
Eleven Year Olds: 10 pounds of makeup on
Me: too lazy for foundation
Eleven Year Olds: shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, Buckle, Victoria Secret
Me: wherever I have enough money for
Eleven Year Olds: on their fourth boyfriend
Me: haven't even had my first kiss yet.
Now, you tell me who is the teenager.

If my life was a TV show,

I wonder what people would do as they watched.

Would they laugh, cry, get scared,

or, my biggest fear, would they be

BORED?

That moment when

You get your sweatshirt stuck on your head

so you momentarily panic

And then realize you're going to have to live with a sweatshirt on your head

for the rest of your life.

Look, your hair is really pretty and all, but I don't really appreciate it in my food.

Sincerely,

Deeply Disgusted High School Students

I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped glaring at me like I shot your grandma.

Sincerely,

Normal Girls at the Mall

No one looks like that. Sorry to break it to you, but you are an alien.

Sincerely,

Girls

No, I will not turn down my iPod. I do not care if my ears will blow up.

Sincerely,

Teenagers Everywhere