anonymously

Status: i'm just here for the drinks what of it
Joined: May 4, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 359296
Location: new jersey (or hell i don't even know)
Gender: F
i never know what to put here, though my name is maria, but you can call me tonight (that was a bad joke i'm sorry) i'm really sarcastic and sassy...sasscastic? oops, i like making new friends *winks violently* i hide in my room how about you? 

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username: forrest gump
password: 1forrest1
my pic always makes me hungry.
I BUMPED INTO AMANDA BYNES YESTERDAY AT THE MALL HER WIG WAS SO FAKE IT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
*violently listens to sleeping with sirens new album*

boyfri(end)
girlfri(end)
fri(end)


pi(forever)zza
 
r u from japan

bc i want to get in japants
i can read something and smile for the whole day
until someone ruins it
which happens every single day
so there is no point in being happy 
 
stORY TIME YAYAYAYAYA
ok so a year ago from today i saw one direction live and i was 7th row so after they finished singing 'i want' niall was talking and no one was really screaming ok so then i was fairly close so i screamed 'HARRY I LOVE YOU' and i was giving me a heart with my hands or whatever and he looked over and gave a small smile and waved at me so me being me i waved like a freak, christ. and he just kept smiling so i blew him a kiss and he blew me one back THEN I WAS LIKE FLIPPING SH*T and out of no where he started to point and laugh and i got offended actually so i started to cry because he laughed at me. BUT I STILL CRY EVERYDAY OK 

and btw idc if you like them or not i do and i ahrgtourhdofihjsdifrhjeodhsiu fhdfzj A;RIGHT if this story doesn't make sense its probably because i'm shaking 

PS IM SEEING THEM AGAIN IN 38 DAYS FRONT ROW HOAI[SFIOFOIDSHJSOIJDIO 

#PRAYFORMARIA 


live fast die young drink capri sun 
let's be friends
"hey are you that girl with the twitter account?"
no no NOo ONO noNON oNOnono NO ooo0---NOOOno nope idk what you're talking about