another1

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hey my name is mere!
i believe everyone is beautiful no matter which size you are, or what you look like. so put that smile on your face and dont let anyone tell you, what you can and cannot do. if you gotta a dream, you gotta protect it. people cant do something themselves. they wanna tell you that you cant do it. you want something? go get it. period. dont let anyone interfere into your life because your beautiful just the way you are and you dont need to change. stay strong. im always here for you. follllow me girllls and ill follow you right back. <3
 
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Dont   lea  bad  day
Make you feel like you have a bad life.

 






Rumors are vicious




Talk is cheap



words are malicous



secrets you didn’t keep
 









Gossip is fake











 
& it’ll make the deepest cut, 






















so learn





 

 




from the past & keep 















your mouth shut








 




they say you waste time asleep but im just tryna dream 

~mac miller

 

Format by Sandrasaurus

  

 

 

My signature looks like a whole bunch of words having sexual intercourse.r

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the awkward moment
when you're swimming in the ocean and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:

1 Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE  IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type...
4. Kissing you is not what I want to do.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke to Hit Me Baby, One More Time.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I am about as coordinated as a moose on crack.
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. No, I don't want to break dance shirtless on the table.
11. I'm sorry, I don't like befriending hookers.
12. I know there's no candy in the van.
13. That chair is too high for me to jump over, I'd break my face.




swapping the word "wand" for "willy"


IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS




#1:

 

"Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

"Then, something silver-white, something enormous, erupted out of the end of his willy."

"Then, with a sigh, he raised his willy and prodded the silvery stuff at the tip."

"Harry looked down at his own willy. He could see finger marks all over it..."

"Harry rubbed his willy feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end, earning him a disapproving look from Fleur."

" 'There was no need to stick the willy in that hard,' Slughorn said, clambering to his feet, 'It hurt.' "


SHOULD I MAKE A SERIES?

MY DEFINITIONS #4:
  Christmas (noun) : The only time of the year where it is socially acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.






to do list:




get a cup of water

hold it over my head

breathe underwater.