THINGS
THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS
THAT ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:
1 Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS
THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:
1 No thanks, I’m
married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type...
4. Kissing you is not what I want to do.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke to
Hit Me Baby, One More Time.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I am
about as coordinated as a moose on crack.
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of
the road.
10. No, I don't want to break dance shirtless on the
table.
11. I'm sorry, I don't like befriending hookers.
12. I know there's no candy in the van.
13. That chair is too high for me to jump over, I'd break my
face.
"Harry stuffed his
willy
hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
"Then, something silver-white, something enormous, erupted
out of the end of his willy."
"Then, with a sigh, he raised his willy and prodded the silvery
stuff at the tip."
"Harry looked down at his own willy. He could see finger marks all
over it..."
"Harry rubbed his willy feverishly until white sparks
shot out of the end, earning him a disapproving look from
Fleur."
" 'There was no need to stick the willy in that hard,'
Slughorn said, clambering to his feet, 'It
hurt.' "
SHOULD I
MAKE A SERIES?