ans2125

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Anyone know any good new songs?
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Am I the only one who cant die in my dreams?
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Can anyone tell me what this song is? "I think i love ya, dont even know ya" those are the only lyrics i know but i cant find what song it is
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Does anyone else have nightmares where they cant scream?
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Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
 
EMPTY
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?

The letter M
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
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In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
There werent any stairs, its a one story house
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I asked my friend for a joke and this is what they told me.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?
I dont know, why?
Because he didnt have anyone to go with.
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After an hour of gathering up his courage, a shy guy finally approaches the hot girl at the end of the bar. "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!"

Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?"
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