antisocial
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-I wanna fly can you take me far away give me a star to reach for tell me what it takes and i'll go so high i'll go so high my feet wont touch the ground stitch my wings and pull the strings i bought these dreams that all fall down.-
The message of this song is that in today's society in america, we don't care how someone looks or acts, the first thing we see is how someone's dressed. We think nice things make us more powerful, feel more confident, and more important than others when essentially, when we all strip down, we're the same. Clothes and shoes don't hold our worth. Our minds do.
drunk
joke
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his
car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
drunk
joke
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and
was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
plot twist: you son of a cat
free wifi started following you. - 5:01 am December 23, 2012