*How my mom works*
Me: Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not
pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you
all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are
so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life
before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own
mother this way. Get out of my face.