I witnessed this amazing moment.
My friend: Heyyy
Her crush: Uhm, hi?
My friend: *blushes* D..d..do you like, ehrm.. W..water?
Her crush: Yeah... It's good for you.. Hey look I gotta
go...
My friend: I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
Her crush: What?
My friend: Bye.
Her crush: Um, bye.
Me: That, went well.